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Pussy Plastered

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.
"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"
by camitee May 31, 2011
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wooden pussy

Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.
"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.

Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.
by Marcuse Treichler July 26, 2012
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Pussy Afro

When a girl never shaves her pubic hairs and they grow into a thick afro.

Pussy afro's were very popular in 1977.
Damn, that girl's got a pussy afro! What the fuck?
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Voodoo Pussy

Is something a woman has when you see a man (or men) that will completely do anything she asks or tells him (or them) to do without question after having sexual intercourse with said woman, i.e. A spell that is cast by a woman after sex that makes a man give up everything he has including friends and family. You will also experience hearing faint native voodoo drums when staring at her crotch or when she is within sight. You could experience a strong overwhelming to do anything including and not limited to sticking a live chicken in your ass if she asked you to do so.
What the hell is that guy thinking....she is treating him like shit and he keeps putting up with it, she must have Voodoo Pussy.
by Russell Pridgen December 30, 2007
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juicy pussy

“Damn she was wet asf it sounded like stirring Mac n cheese
“Damnn sounds like she had a juicy pussy”
by ThatmanJ420 January 28, 2018
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spread pussy

Pussy with lips stretched apart giving full view of vulva
She opened her legs wide open giving full view of spread pussy as I mounted her with my hard cock ready to pop her cherry.
by shaukat October 11, 2009
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Pussy beam

A sudden stare of death and hatred used on the male species by women. Usually initiated by something done or said "wrong" by a guy.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
Guy 1 :Watch what you say, she might pussy beam you.

Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
by Chris Ho December 10, 2008
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