I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard
by Pp pork meister July 07, 2023
by Burgah slayer March 25, 2024
A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.
by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023
Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
by Madferit🍋 October 30, 2023
Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*
by SlangPengcome April 18, 2023
John Pork was born into poverty, never knowing his mother. His father, a pig, died when John was only three, leaving him an orphan. As the offspring of a human and a pig, John was best described as a man-pig—akin to South Park's "man-bear-pig." After his father's death, John was sent to the Adoptuah "Adopt on that thang" Adoption Center, where he was adopted by G-Man, a key figure in the Skibidi Toilet Rebellion. G-Man was a celebrated pilot in the Toilet Force Air and flew the notorious "We Bring the Boom."
John's adopted mother, Hailey Welch, was an international star and the host of the popular podcast Talk Tuah. At 20, John was invited onto her show, sparking his rise to fame. His appearance led to a national phenomenon: John Pork calling people. After the podcast, John began dialing strangers' phones, causing panic and outrage. The unsolicited calls sparked protests, and the song "John Pork Is Calling", by artist dontcarewontcare, became a global hit.
However, John Pork's fame was fleeting. When the Skibidi Toilet Rebellion reignited, John was drafted. Eager to follow his father's legacy, he joined the Toilet Force Air, piloting the same plane his father had. His bravery earned him the codename "Hawk 2" and the Flickermunting Award for Upstanding Gooning.
Afterward, John met Joana Pork, his future wife, and settled in Georgia. He worked for a government contractor, built the Pork Family Compound, and fathered three children: Jimmy Ham, John Pork Jr., and Billy Bacon.
John's adopted mother, Hailey Welch, was an international star and the host of the popular podcast Talk Tuah. At 20, John was invited onto her show, sparking his rise to fame. His appearance led to a national phenomenon: John Pork calling people. After the podcast, John began dialing strangers' phones, causing panic and outrage. The unsolicited calls sparked protests, and the song "John Pork Is Calling", by artist dontcarewontcare, became a global hit.
However, John Pork's fame was fleeting. When the Skibidi Toilet Rebellion reignited, John was drafted. Eager to follow his father's legacy, he joined the Toilet Force Air, piloting the same plane his father had. His bravery earned him the codename "Hawk 2" and the Flickermunting Award for Upstanding Gooning.
Afterward, John met Joana Pork, his future wife, and settled in Georgia. He worked for a government contractor, built the Pork Family Compound, and fathered three children: Jimmy Ham, John Pork Jr., and Billy Bacon.
"Hey Adrian, you're getting a call!"
"Oh, it's from my good friend, John Pork!"
"Dude. Have you heard dontcarewontcares new single 'John Pork is calling...?' EVERYONE is listening to it!"
"Yeah, man! I saw Skibidi Chris listening to it earlier!"
"Haley Griner, what do you think of John Pork?"
"He's SO HOT!!"
"Oh, it's from my good friend, John Pork!"
"Dude. Have you heard dontcarewontcares new single 'John Pork is calling...?' EVERYONE is listening to it!"
"Yeah, man! I saw Skibidi Chris listening to it earlier!"
"Haley Griner, what do you think of John Pork?"
"He's SO HOT!!"
by Pork's Historical Society November 25, 2024