pillow biter

A turd burglar whose turds are getting burgled, and can't take it.

Lance and Mike are a couple of pillow-bitin' turd burglars.

by STFU January 5, 2004

pillow pusher

A person who tries to force others to sleep.

My wife told me to stop being grouchy and take a nap. I said, "Honey, stop being such a damn Pillow Pusher."

by Thomas Mann October 18, 2006

hoi polloi

A stupid term used by pseudo intellectuals with unjustified superiority complexes. Usually think they are above people because Mommy told them so despite the evidence of them being total losers in society. Mostly a term used by inarticulate hypocritical people who are trying to sound haughty & witty.

''The real hoi polloi''

1. A person who votes for and or likes George Bush.

2. A person who you can't expect much from. Someone who thinks they're witty for liking something thats uncommon yet is the biggest hypocrite of them all and listens to other people for guidance.

3.A person who can't support and or think for themselves and relies on someone to take care of them.

A person who claims others are the 'hoi polloi' yet dosen't realize they're even lower than that.

by Uranes December 1, 2007

pillow

fat sack of any drug

I keep real on the streets, serving pillows of tweak to the fiends that geek!

by zany zane October 1, 2010

pillow-candy

When about to emabrk on a hurried sex-session (usally at someone elses party) you reliase netheir of you has a condom. Luickily, you spot one that has been mistakenly left behid by somelse. Note: It is rarly on a actual pillow, but behind a couch or bed.)

God, thay pillow-candy saved my life. Too bad for her it was grape. Yuck.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

Pillow Hugger

Usually someone under 18 who, when having a sex dream, hump their pillows.

Timmy:"Dad, Mom, I'm a pillow hugger"

Dad: "Your Dead to me!"
Mom: *Weeping*

by A.J.W.R August 28, 2010

pillow barrier

Ostensibly a sex-prevention device, the Pillow Barrier is simply a cushion strategically placed by the female partner in order to prevent physical contact during sleeping hours. Quite often, the male eroneously believes he is cuddling an arm or breast, only to wake up and discover that a pillow was the object of his affections.

Yesterday morning, while my girlfriend was at work, I unintentionally ejaculated all over her pillow barrier; I then allowed a lactating cat to spill milk all over it - that was before I gave the dizzy kitten a gentle squeeze, whereby he shat and pissed on it. And she still kept the barrier there last night - evidently, I smell worse...

by Googles September 24, 2005