Paintshop

A: When a person, normally lazy, edits a picture with Paint, and it ends up being a piece of crap (Normally on Purpose) to be funny.

Most people who do this are either:
A: Lazy
B: Too lazy to download it for free
C: Too honest of a person to download it for free, thus becoming a Chump, or Sucker.

B: Can be used to describe a piss-poor job on something.

Example A:
Dude 1: Hey dudes, check out this sweet Paintshop I made of Lauren!

Dude 2: Wow. That's the worst edit job I've ever done. It's clear that you just copied her face from her Facebook and pasted it over a picture of Joey's body that he took last Summer.

Dude 1: Yeah! Isn't it great?!


Example B:
Dude: There mom, I finished picking up all the sticks in the yard.
Mom: Well, it's "Good Enough for Paintshop", so you can go ahead and go ahead on to Ben's house.

by Matty? April 26, 2009

Pointy rocket penis

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.

He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017

zero-point radiance

An omnipresent type of radiation.
It has not yet been discovered what causes this radiation, if something actually causes it.

Remove everything removable and you'll still have zero-point radiation.

by Ravek March 20, 2004

Three Point Thursday

a gathering for an intense game of driveway basketball. One crucial element of three point thursday is the date the game is played. Also can be called tree point chursday. If it is not played on thursday, its not three point thursday. Common alternatives include free throw friday, or streetball saturday. If you are too good, you arent playing.

I absolutely destroyed K-smoov yesterday in three point thursday

Thats basketball. No rules on Three point thursday

by thas-basketball May 28, 2009

meeting point

the place at which people congregate, normally for a sneaky one.

"Where you of to bilal?"
"i'm off to the meeting point for a sneaky one."
"i'll be there."

by bilaaaal January 11, 2014

The Point Of Life

To live and to die. Quite simple really.

Friend: What is the point of life?
Me: well to live and then die of course!
Friend: Sounds about right.

by The Point Of Life February 7, 2017

Power Point Teacher

A teacher too lazy to actually teach or do any work and who resorts instead to reading useless power point summaries for the entire class period not bothering to explain or go in depth into any of the material. When referring to these teachers it is common to hear the phrase "Even I could teach better than him/her." Class attendance to these teachers' classes either turns out to be a big waste of time or it provides an individual with a refreshing nap.

Michelle: Hey you're in chem 101! I need to take that class next semester. Is your teacher any good?
John: Nah he's a power point teacher. He reads his shitty slides during the entire class period and never actually teaches. I don't think anyone except him knows what's going in that class. Wanna go smoke weed with me?
Michelle: Yeah sure.

by ssicinsc February 20, 2010