Piss Paws

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.

Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!

by cheesepleese January 2, 2012

ill piss

The act of urinating after consuming great volumes of often alcoholic beverages that leaves the urinator with a feeling of grandeur and life satisfaction.

Guys, I promise I'll stop being a bitch after I get this ill piss out of the way!

by cwoozle August 7, 2011

Piss Peerez

She Is An Asshole 5th Grade Social Studies. This is her theme song All The Students Know Her And Maybe Even You, You Better Know Her Name Because It's Piss Peerez. She Pisses On The Slaves, I Mean Students.
She Is Also An,
arse
ass
asshole
bastard
bitch
bollocks
child-fucker
Christ on a bike
Christ on a cracker
crap
cunt
damn
frigger
fuck
goddamn
godsdamn
hell
holy shit
Jesus
Jesus Christ
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Harold Christ
Jesus wept
Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Judas Priest
motherfucker
nigga
nigger
prick
shit
shit ass
shitass
slut
son of a bitch
son of a motherless goat
son of a whore
sweet Jesus

In One Word She Is A Child Fucker.

Me: Fuck Piss Peerez.
Suck-Up: She Is A God.
Me: No She Is A Child-Fucker.

by BigBonerDownTheLane March 6, 2019

schoolboy piss

When an adult male uses a public urinal, but drops his trousers and pants to the floor, revaling his bare arse.

Did you see my mate Jacob in the toilets, pants at his ankles! A schoolboy piss master if I say so myself. Shall we get a drink?

by _The_GP December 20, 2018

shark piss

shark piss or "great white wine" is the demon you learn to become friends with. you will likely go man down if you drink more than two thirds of a bottle so be warned. It is trusted by many students of citadel high and the surrounding area of Halifax, Nova Scotia as it is dirt cheap.

"dude, did you earl down an entire bottle of shark piss last night? kid had to go to the hospital"

by elliothaifax December 31, 2018

Piss Tube

In Vietnam, there were two separate places to do bathroom chores. For a dump, there were shitters, most with multiple holes with 50 gallon drums underneath. The designated "shit-burner" would pull the drums out, add diesel oil and set on fire. If you just needed to pee, there were piss tubes around the area. Many were made by pounding old rocket tubes into the ground at an angle, and adding a piece of screen on the top end. In some of the more refined camps, a semicircle of tin would provide a bit of privacy. In my unit, the largest shitter (a 6-holer) was generally overfilled after dark for troops having extended "smoke breaks"

Hey new-boot, if you need to crap, the shitter is over there, if you just have to pee, you'll find several piss tubes throughout the area.

by ThorMonster September 2, 2018

Fatass piss

When school forces u to hold yo pee, u supposed to announce this when u go into the bathroom

I have to take a fatass piss bruh

by Boobybaby September 18, 2018