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piss guilts

A feeling that comes usually after a bender when you cannot remember exactly what you did but are sure it was something bad. The feeling is exaggerated when someone who was on said bender with you tells you exactly what you did.
1. Fuck I was blind last night, I can vaguely remember smashing the neighbours car, I have a case of the piss guilts.
2. Fuck you were blind last night, Do you remember when you smashed the neighbours car, You should have the piss guilts.
piss guilts by Ben Duncan January 24, 2006
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piss-mittens 

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.
<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!
piss-mittens by Trickenso September 29, 2006

piss-gassed

piss-gassed - the affect one experiences when he reaches the urinal too soon after the prior pisser and inhales noxious fumes. Affect is increased when prior pisser is taking supplements or meds.
Jethro: Dude, I nearly passed out today at work.
Ned: What happened?
Jethro: I stepped up to the urinal and got piss-gassed...I guess I didn't let the air clear.
Ned: That's sick, you gonna make it?
piss-gassed by Keriss December 12, 2008

piss fist 

Usually after looking away from the urinal, pee leaks onto or in the hand holding or supporting the male reproductive organ, thus creating a fist full of piss.
"Todd didn't wash his hands even though he had the biggest piss fist i ever saw!"
piss fist by Zach Wagner February 7, 2009

Piss mirror 

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.
"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."
Piss mirror by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009

piss hole 

1.where urine comes out of the PENIS

2.also used as a dirty name
1.i went to the bathroom and my piss hole was burning

2.your a fucken piss hole!
piss hole by Anthony February 7, 2005