the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

Phantom Vibrate

That feeling you get when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket. But it isn't.

I was hoping for her call but it was only a phantom vibrate

by myhumanrevolution June 2, 2015

Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016

The Phantom Wrap

After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.

Fred is a little worried about last night he used the Phantom wrap

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Phantom Fever Dream

It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.

Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."

by oliverreal November 22, 2023

phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car

My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.

by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013

Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.

This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!

by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023