payton

payton is a really great bestfriend, best one anyone could ever have. always knows how to lighten the mood and never fails to make anyone laugh or smile. she’s one of the realest people anyone could ever have. always has a smile on her face and smells good.

paytons super kind and loving.

by helllerrrrrr January 7, 2025

Payton Shipman

Someone with a giganotosaurus sized weenier

Deaamnnnnn his name must be Payton Shipman cuz he got a big ahh bulge in dem pants

by Gagagooggopopoppop January 22, 2025

Payton Bullett

A semi-popular GEN-Z internet influencer, actor, author, and musician. He most commonly goes by TheBullett.

I saw David Eggers and Payton Bullett performing together at Broadway Dreams.

by sesoba1106 January 27, 2025

Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy

Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old

by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Payton

Payton is above 6 foot, curly hair, beautiful smile and smile lines by his eyes, pretty green eyes you can get lost in.

Payton is a type of man who will love you for who you are, he’s kind, loving, majestic, unique , understanding, intelligent, beautiful, strong, and a beautiful heart within him.

Person 1: Hey is that Payton?

-person 2: omg yes he’s so beautiful and tall and handsome… I wonder if he’s single??

Person 3: don’t you dare ask him anything he’s taken old hag.

Person 2: oooh okay nvm he’s just beautiful.

by Delicia p January 22, 2026

Paytonlyn

A chick who is not only the hottest babe on the block, but also so scholastic she won many medical science scholarships

There's a serious paytonlyn down that road!

by YouthMaster July 20, 2025

peytoia

the better anomalocaris that lived during the cambrian

Peytoia is my best friend i say as they drag me back to the rubber room

by owain3009 August 30, 2025