Ruby Red Period Head

A girl who dyes her hair so red that while having sex the sweat from her forehead blends in with her hair dye, causing the sweat to become red and resemble period blood.

Bard: Last night was crazy. My bed looks like someone was murdered on it.

Derek: Seriously?! What happened, bro?!

Bard: I was having sex with my girlfriend. Right before she dyed her hair red. Need I say more?

Derek: Goddamn Ruby Red Period Heads.

Ruby Red Period Head by jayissohardcoreheisonfire November 30, 2010

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man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

man period by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 9, 2008

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Period Pooh

It’s the poop you get when you are on your period

Friend: “omg, I had my first period Pooh this morning.”

Period Pooh by Plantsaregreat November 20, 2019

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5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.

The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.

5th Period by Matt February 26, 2004