Penguin

An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.

President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”

by AtusticTrtl September 04, 2022

Penguin

A gay bottom. The opposite of a bear.

I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!

by Sass Squatch November 11, 2018

Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020

penguin

its the best animal alive

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by darealpenguin December 02, 2020

Penguin

A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.

by Thomas Jeforeskin May 08, 2018

Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

Penguin

A very cute animal that lives in cold areas. They eat things that I don't know. Prob fish or something idk.

Penguin is the best animal ever!

by Penguins s June 27, 2023