Peanut Butter Jelly Time

When you get diarrhea on your period.

Not tonight, honey, it's peanut butter jelly time.

by Okori Wadsworth January 9, 2010

happy peanut

Peanuts that come out in your poop.

Damn I had happy peanuts but i didnt even eat any!

by Noah R April 7, 2004

Salty Peanut

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

by Enth September 21, 2011

peanut butter salad

when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.

I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.

by never tried it for real January 17, 2011

Penanus

The act of having a penis in your anus for at least one hour, preferably longer. The penis must also be at least 7.6 inches in length, and must be human.

"Ayo Jamal, hows that Penanus hanging in there?"

"My penanus is 13 inches long, fuck you!"

by Jamal Smith Nigga November 5, 2011

Peanut Butter Cupcake

When one inserts a candle into the rectum, and smears peanut butter around it. For their dog to enjoy on their dogs birthday.

Rover turned 10 today so I made him a peanut butter cupcake. He blew out MY candle!

by hoT EPlC January 29, 2019

Peanut Butter

You rub it on your nuts and your dog licks it off.

Peanut butter licked off my sack by my pooch nigga

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019