Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018
Get the Parkermug. A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.
by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020
Get the Luke Parkermug. A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
Get the Wise-Parker Rule of Threemug. 
Parkers are athletic, funny, yet manly, and attractive. They are the are the guys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. Their amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes and dark hair mesmerize you. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her almost as much as she loves him doing it. Parkers will always treat You like a princess.
He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side.
They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side.
They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
by .......pinit... March 22, 2022
Get the Parkermug. by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020
Get the Richard Parkermug. That parKer
by Penis makeer December 23, 2019
Get the Parkermug.