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parker brown

Parker brown is the best student ever and he is so cool!
Parker brown is a human being just like you and he is a student and this can help you to know who the coolest student is
by Unknown (def not Parker) February 24, 2022
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parker

i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.

But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?
parker loves orcas, cats and dogs. cute.
by orcalover123 February 27, 2022
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peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last
John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex
by D1sc0rd February 28, 2022
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robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.
robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce
by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
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Parker Wolcott

A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.
Damn bro, did you know that Parker wolcott got a raise for doing nothing?
by Mr wolcott March 8, 2022
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Peter Parker

when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"
by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021
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parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3
friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.
by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021
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