Pantywaste

(also: pantywaist; from Old English for Pantie-Waiste).
1. Panties up to or above the waist. i.e. old person panties.
2. Cumulative waste found in panties.
3. A waste of panties, as in expired panties.
4. The recipient of a wedgie, usually by surprise.
5. Trashed panties, specifically panties in the garbage.

-Oi there, you pug-pounding pantywaste!
-She is such a pantywaist, I simply do not approve.
-Will you have a gander at all of that pantie-waiste, such frivolity, I cannot imagine where you get off.
-I could not enter the forest for the pantywaste abound - some nearly up to my knees! I was forced to turn back.

by Malodomini December 7, 2010

pantyhose

Pubic hair net, developed for the food trade industry, specifically nude waitresses

"Jenny has gotten so shaggy she has to wear pantyhose to keep from dropping short curlies all over the resturant floor"

by Health Inspector April 2, 2007

black panther

when you getting a BJ, you pull out and u hit her in the face with and alaskin pipe line and then proceed to giver a stawberry short cake. she will end up black and blue and angry as hell. just like a black panther

damn fu, i was intoxifaded and toataly gave dis bitch a black panther on the real

by Satch-mo March 25, 2007

spanish panther

is an undefinable source of wisdom; his legend preceeds him. he is the dark turtle.

the spanish panther's ora has healed millions.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

panths

1. n. Uncommon cute word used as an alternative to the word "pants"

I just went online looking to buy panths for my tushie!

by NYC October 16, 2004

pantry item

obscure term for non-perishable items (e.g. canned goods or spices)

invitation: "please bring a pantry item."

reader: "A... what?!" O-o

by grammarnazi August 25, 2004

Panther Hunting

To carouse with the intent to attract and seduce women 35 years of age and over, especially unmarried women with a preference for young men.

Ideal Panther Hunting venues include upscale bars, posh restaurants, wine bars, art galleries and similar locales frequented by relatively established, professional women of the "Sex in the City" set.

Q: Ayo, JarJar, whatchu doin' tonight, cuz'? A: Hey, bro, we goin' Panther Hunting, bizotch!! Grab yo' spear, three martinis, six magnums and a bottle of geritol!! I said grab yo' spear, bitch!!!

by JarJar August 21, 2006