Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

by millz22 August 16, 2013

Onion Man

The coolest gamer ever. Known for being so cool.

( A very cool person)
Very awesome

Onion Man is so cool

by Super cool guy oh yeah I so co July 16, 2022

Have an onion

Expression used as a reaction to someone needlessly complaining/crying for nothing, mostly at a time when everything else is good or the moment is pleasant.

Person 1 : “I can’t believe we have to queue for popcorn”

Person 2 : “Come on, have an onion!”

by estellegeorge March 26, 2024

Onion Peel

Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.

That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.

by Parses May 16, 2017

Onion Man

Super cool. A really cool guy.
(Really cool and awesome)
An awesome person. So cool

Onion Man is so cool

by Super cool guy oh yeah I so co July 16, 2022

Onion

A vegetable that Shrek mentions in the movie: Shrek the Third

Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

by The Onioner November 20, 2021

Onion

noun

look it up nerd

i said look up what an onion is

by plush292 January 1, 2023