nut rag

A moist towel used to clean semen off of one's nut sack

I'll use my embroidered nut rag to clean this chowder off my balls.

by June 13, 2016

Deez Nuts

1.)A very popular vine that started out as a prank call.
2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots

Person 1) do you like imagine dragons
Person 2) Ya
Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!!
Person 2) *facepalm* idiot
Person 1) HA GOT EEM

by 😎awesomeness 😎 August 27, 2015

dead nuts

Completely level or plumb. A definition used in the construction trades.

After I laid the porch steps I checked them with my level and they were dead nuts!

by Nate Pesci July 12, 2006

non-nuts

A vagina.

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.

by SelfishMotives July 11, 2008

crazy nuts

Used to describe something that is insane and funny at the same time.

The guy I met online is crazy nuts for believing anything I say!

by Kaylee Girl October 02, 2007

Cummy Nuts

When you cum on someones nuts and they rub it around and sometimes pour lime juice on it into a cup and drink it

I pour the lime on the cummy nuts and drink it all up

by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016

Voltron of Nut

One who receives copious amounts of human sexual goo from a wide variety of well endowed suitors.

She/He is the Voltron of Nut.

by smokedcorndog September 23, 2019