grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate

When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.

by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019

Grease log

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.

Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.

by Wildandschmit June 25, 2023

Grease

To fuck one over or inconvenience another person.

Damn Tonya why you always gotta grease me.

by Giveenchi August 7, 2020

grease squeaker

A high pitched fart that leaves behind an oily residue.

After I let loose a grease squeaker I had to throw away my underwear.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.

by The Speedbag March 5, 2016

Grease

Kai Osman

Person 1 : ''Have you heard of Kai Osman?''
Person 2 : ''Yeah dude, he's the definition of grease''

by kaiosman July 12, 2021

Grease My Feet

A metaphor for an act of submitting/worshipping to someone, showing humility and service towards the Person, and their feet you oil/moisturize.

* Commonly found within British slang, uncommon in American slang.
Popular References to this phrase can be found in the Bible such as John 13:14-15, and by a popular British Rap artist, by the name of ceechynaa in her song “ Peggy. “

“Girl, what’s your boyfriend like? “

“ Oh! Well he’ll do anything for me, and just grease my feet in general. “

by ChechnyaLover69 December 18, 2024