Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.

Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.

by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010

nick-job

when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet

Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)

Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."

Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.

by Bulgarian Bulldozer and Mr. HC June 17, 2010

job spill

(n)
work you are employed to do that spills into your own time

"I've worked 40 hours at the office and another 30 at home this week. This job spill is getting worse every week."

by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005

Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.

Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

feet job

When you put your dick in between a woman's feet and she starts moving her feet up and down your cock

Your mom gave me the best feet job ever

by Foot jobs December 15, 2016

thot job

Any job that typically employs thots.
Ie: urban hair solon, fast food restaurants, urban clothing store, urban female shoe store.

Don't let her fool you into believing she's something she's not, when you know she got thot job.

by Ke'Okee June 5, 2016

Ben Job

When a Ben kisses you on the cheek, steps back, and gently smiles at you with love in his eyes. This makes your heart flutter.

Girl 1: OMG, I hung out with Ben last night. After we left the bowling alley, he gave me a Ben Job.
Girl 2: That's so sweet! I wish I could get a BJ, too :(
Girl 1: Better find yourelf a Ben ;)

by PhatMaddy October 6, 2020