January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

by Best day January 4, 2021

November 5

It's national fight Oscar Day! So if you see a Oscar... Fight them!

Person 1: it's november 5! Go kick Oscar!
Person 2: Finally! :D

by Idazzz3 November 4, 2019

Nerd-5

The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.

Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

Luther: Nerd-5!!!!

by Dong Cheadle September 13, 2011

June 5

Hold your other half and care for him.

June 5 make him feel happiness and understanding that he is. very special.

by Moonandstars June 5, 2021

August 5

National use a cheesy pick up line day

“Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”

“That was awful”

“Well it is August 5th”

by thescrunckles August 4, 2022

5-to-9er

Someone who has a side business outside their 9-to-5 profession.

I have a 9-to-5 office job, so I have to work on my furniture restoration business after I get home. I guess you could call me a 5-to-9er."

by smallbusiness October 16, 2017

5% Club

Something Joe Lewis says you’re apart of

“I’m guessing there’s some 5% Club going on here” - Joe Lewis

by joelewisplayedmindgameswithme July 16, 2022