keys in your pocket

When you, or somebody has keys in their pocket it means that they have really boney hips, or the area below the hip, but before your leg starts. If you have "keys" in your jean pocket, you have a boney butt. #skinny #keysinmypocket #iwantkeysinmypocket

Jessie: "Hey you see that model, she got keys in her pocket!"

Callie: "Yea she is real skinny, but a nice body. I want keys in my pocket."

Keys In your pocket- the effect of a slim body making it appear you have a car key of some sort in your legging side, or jean pocket.

by keysforeverinmypocket November 22, 2017

Super Stinky Keys

The act of defecating on your roomate's keyboard after they have pissed you off to the max

"The dude slept with my sister, so when he went downstairs to get the mail I left him with a hot load of super stinky keys."

by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009

low key dating

Couples that don't talk or hang out

Austen and sj are low key dating

by Gavinishit November 30, 2015

key to escape reality

some righteous ganja.

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams

by john harper September 15, 2006

Piano key Rampage

After dropping a piano 3 stories from a building on to a hobo, one must collect all 88 keys into a zip lock bag. After returning into the house hold, Another must take all 88 keys and ram them into your ass, after seeing how many you can fit in the ass, its the others turn. Who ever can fit the most keys up their ass wins. The winner gets to punch the loser in the stomach until they blow chunks all over the dead hobo. The loser must also eat the hobo's giblets (see watery giblets), while being pissed on by a dog.

Wow! i heard emily and jimmy practice the Piano key Rampage every night! I guess she always loses! No wonder shes a fat whore!

by Jayn and payt February 17, 2008

dusty pirate key

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.

Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...

by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019

Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022