Mid-week Camper

A person that only gets half the job done in every facet of their lives- not dependable, untrustworthy, slick and sleazy water cooler guys!! Hoping to catch a pretty girls eyes. Thing about the weekend on Tuesday- likely to be I’ll on Wednesday as they head down the coast to drink tea in their one person caravan.

Yeah I know Ray on level three- such a fucking ‘mid-week camper’!!

by Raymond Wailing August 5, 2022

century week

a week which feels like it has dragged on for a hundred years

"The west is still on fire, RBG died, our constitutional crisis deepened, the death toll from COVID-19 topped 200,000, and no one was charged for shooting Breonna Taylor and letting her die -- this was a century week, dragging on for what felt like 100 years."

by Plain Plane Jane September 25, 2020

3F Furry week

A conglomeration and equalization of the many Beat a furry, and Hug a furry days

3F stands for:
Fight - to attack furries
Flirt - to care for furries
Flight - to run

From November 27 to December 4 You may either beat or hug a furry, though there will be consequences.
If you are to beat a furry/furries, you MUST hug that furry/furries as soon as midnight strikes, the more you attack the furries the longer you will have to hug them.
But, if you are to only hug furries, you WILL become a viable target and other non-furries shall now be allowed to beat you too, you may fight back, but you will probably be overpowered.
If you do not want to suffer any of these consequences, you have the option to simply run away and not participate for the whole week.

A: Why did you buy a hazmat suit?
B: Because it's nearly 3F FURRY WEEK! And I do not want to interact with those people.
A: Oh.

by Certified by Normies April 12, 2023

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

Alston Weeks

This guy is the best musician in the world. Using this ability he draws them in with his looks and serenades them with his angel-like style of playing music.

Girl: Who is that guy with the amazing body and the lovely music skills?
Other girl: Oh, that's Alston Weeks. He's a babe, huh?
Girl: Yeaahhhhh<3

by AussieJ August 25, 2011

Week 1 day 1

Originally started in prison. The 1st day of lock down is referred to as Week 1 Day 1.

Disciplinary lock downs can last up to 6 months. If 3 months into a lockdown an incident happens like an officer assault or a stabbing the lock down starts over from the beginning. “Week 1 Day 1”

by RicoDeine_Fiend April 11, 2021

Mog Pog of the Week

A temporary title granted to the winner of the Mog Monday Rollies, a weekly competition held on Mog Mondays in the Imogen Temult Fan Club (ITFC) Discord Server. The winner of the Mog Monday Rollies will be titled the Mog Pog of the Week until the next Monday.

Person 1: I rolled a Natural 20!
Person 2: That means you rolled the highest, you're the Mog Pog of the Week!

by MVNG0 February 14, 2024