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Officer snowflake

Person 10:Did you see Drew durnils acting in his old YouTube video I know it was cringe right.
Person 2:yeah it was funny to.
Drew durnil did a great job being officer snowflake
by lbert August 10, 2022
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Office snitch

The loneliest person in the office besides the office thug/gangster. Both seem to want the hug that will never come from the other people at the office whose lives they fucked with.
The office snitch got everybody around him/her in trouble for a living and expected other people to be friendly and kind toward him/her.
by Solid Mantis September 28, 2019
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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office-overs

Food set out in the office break room for all to consume. Usually consists of left-overs from a team working-lunch, or soon to expire food brought from home.
Dude, I'm broke. Gotta cruise the break rooms for some office-overs for lunch.
by SpartanTodd July 20, 2008
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The Office s8

This day feels like the Office S8
by PP TURD November 21, 2022
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magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
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The Office

The worst and absolute death of TV. Anyone who likes the office must be called Ernie and has no life. The Office makes me wanna die.
That dude watches the office and that's just embarrassing.
by Ernie Hater June 14, 2021
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