nut rag

A moist towel used to clean semen off of one's nut sack

I'll use my embroidered nut rag to clean this chowder off my balls.

by June 13, 2016

Deez Nuts

1.)A very popular vine that started out as a prank call.
2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots

Person 1) do you like imagine dragons
Person 2) Ya
Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!!
Person 2) *facepalm* idiot
Person 1) HA GOT EEM

by 😎awesomeness 😎 August 27, 2015

dead nuts

Completely level or plumb. A definition used in the construction trades.

After I laid the porch steps I checked them with my level and they were dead nuts!

by Nate Pesci July 12, 2006

non-nuts

A vagina.

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.

by SelfishMotives July 11, 2008

nuts-good

1. Depriving from "not good", meaning the same thing with a homosexual twist. 2. When a man possesses homosexual feelings towards another man. 3. When something is the opposite of good, more extreme than "not good."

1. "Macy snuck into my bed last night... it was nuts-good."

2. "After watching that gay-porn I'm feeling pretty nuts-good."

3. (While playing resident evil), "There are so many zombies in this room! Nuts-good!"

by JohntheFisherman July 30, 2007

Cummy Nuts

When you cum on someones nuts and they rub it around and sometimes pour lime juice on it into a cup and drink it

I pour the lime on the cummy nuts and drink it all up

by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016

Sky Nut

When you bust your nut out the window of a sky scraper.

Did a bird just shit on my head, nah bro that looks like a sky nut.

by Mr. Hankey August 19, 2018