After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016
Get the darwin datingmug. by iluv4tar November 12, 2015
Get the date saucemug. A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.
I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!
Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning
Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning
Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019
Get the dumpster datemug. A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42
by The actual JJ March 4, 2022
Get the Date Nightmug. When a couple of people in possession of juul have sexual relations, preferably while hitting their juul's this is most intimate thing a juul owner can do.
Lisa and John went home for a little juul date. John made sure to bring his condoms and some spare pods.
by Low_ki June 1, 2019
Get the juul datemug. All the best aspects of going on a date and hanging out. No pressure since it’s a hang out but fun and exciting from being intrigued by a new person.
by Ruky1z September 25, 2018
Get the hangout datemug. Dating via remote video conference software such as FaceTime or Zoom. This form of distance dating has become increasingly popular during the social distancing guidelines enforced during pandemic times.
by René Bris April 4, 2020
Get the zoom datemug.