Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.
"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
by zevg April 03, 2015
When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).
Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?
You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.
You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.
by Jharnez January 25, 2015
by lovely.lyf.01 January 05, 2010
by iluv4tar September 28, 2015
After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
by Kissel Krooner December 11, 2015
A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.
I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!
Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning
Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning
Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019
by Tubeman777 December 22, 2020