This god is the best photographer you've ever seen. He has the coolest Mustang and totally did not waste all of his money on it. He makes miraculous youtube videos where the content will have you speechless. He posts snapchat stories every day of him flexing his car and dancing to Justin Beiber in his room by himself. He likes to crash his dad's BMW and hang out with kids who bully him. This is someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Nate - "Yo bro are you going that normal high school party?"
Zack -"No dude I'm going to hangout with Ben Zarn"
Nate - "Bro I'm sorry for you"
Zack -"No dude I'm going to hangout with Ben Zarn"
Nate - "Bro I'm sorry for you"
by ItalianGreaser47 November 16, 2018
Get the Ben Zarnmug. The act of suggesting that a group do a certain action and then being the only one unable to perform it. Referring to famous English National Lacrosse keeper Ben McAllister.
Ben: "Hey guys, we should totally parkour this wall."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."
Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.
Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."
Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.
Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."
by Red Lightning 77 June 27, 2009
Get the Ben McAllisteredmug. When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.
Lots of love, carlos and clark xo
Lots of love, carlos and clark xo
" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?! I don't remember that? I don't remember her battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "
" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "
" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "
by CarlosClarkSickCDpartnership May 1, 2010
Get the Ben Turnermug. The lead singer/songwriter for Indie Rock bands Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, and All Time Quarterback. Amazing vocals, even better lyrics. Married to Zooey Deschanel. Sometimes referred to as God.
Figure 1: Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's new album with Death Cab?
Figure 2: I've been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 weeks.
Figure 1: What's you're favorite Ben Gibbard album?
Figure 2: It's a tie between Transatlanticism, The Photo Album, Something About Airplanes, and Give Up (Postal Service).
Figure 1: Why is God singing on the radio?
Figure 2: That's not God, that's Ben Gibbard.
Figure 2: I've been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 weeks.
Figure 1: What's you're favorite Ben Gibbard album?
Figure 2: It's a tie between Transatlanticism, The Photo Album, Something About Airplanes, and Give Up (Postal Service).
Figure 1: Why is God singing on the radio?
Figure 2: That's not God, that's Ben Gibbard.
by Cliffy031 December 6, 2009
Get the Ben Gibbardmug. originally used in old new york for poor irish son of a bitch who cant make any money so he steals all he gets
by Hank November 28, 2004
Get the fidlam bensmug. 
by Rubikslube December 27, 2017
Get the ben swolomug.