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saint patricks day

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.
"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)
by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019
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patrick

the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
by user12321443411145535422321678 February 14, 2022
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Patrick

very cute, smart and sexy guy with a big penis mentality
i wanna suck Patrick’s dick!
by itookyourmomsvcard August 11, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.
Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick
by @nonymous_;) December 6, 2021
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Patrick

A very handsome and talented guy. Girls fall in love with him fast beacuse of his great personality and looks. He is an introvert but when you became close friends with him you'll realize that he is a crazy one. He tend to send mix signals to the girls who fell in love with him and later on he will reject and worse he'll friendzone them. Patrick is a really nice guy but don't fall for his kindness.
Patrick is my bestfriend.
by b3stie November 23, 2021
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit
by logeybearxp December 16, 2019
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Patrick

Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars
I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10
by Peter ;) October 16, 2023
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