One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023
Get the E Sports Sadboymug. Euphemism for someone participating in promiscuous sex, especially women, also applied to prostitutes.
by Naughty Daddy January 2, 2022
Get the Sportingmug. by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
Get the TikTok sportsmug. by wordluver27 October 12, 2017
Get the sports trainermug. Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless
Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless
Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)
by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023
Get the Not a sportmug. Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023
Get the Sports Spousemug. by nudelkraft November 27, 2021
Get the YS SPORTmug.