Danny is a fag
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Get the Danny mug.Danny is the type of man who makes anyone feel instantly safe and secure. Danny is always the joker making everyone laugh even when he feels down. He often puts others before himself and adores his family. Danny is a very handsome, sexy man although he doesn't think so. He has the ability to make you feel so special and loved. Danny is intelligent, caring, sweet, loveable, a great dad, amazing husband and all around awesome guy. His wife loves him.
Danny is awesome
by Wifeforlife July 22, 2018
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Get the danny lach mug.A guy you think will be loving and kind. The one you think will be the one and you will always love him. In the end he keeps hurting you and you just can’t get over him. You loved him but he faked loving you all this time, and you have to learn to not love him anymore.
by Yo girls January 22, 2019
Get the Danny mug.Danny is a attractive and wonderful guy! He will always be by your side and never give on anything you do. He is always willing to risk things for you and give things up. You think you guys will last forever and he will always be your bestfriend, but in the end he lied and doesn’t truely love you. All this time you spent waisting on him. Now you have to get over him. It will be hard, but you gotta get him out of your head.
by Yo girls January 23, 2019
Get the Danny mug.Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
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