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I don't need to know

Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.
Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Pi Needs You!

A humanist manifesto that brings together mathematicians and math educators around the globe to promote the message that math, in particular pi, must be humanized and inclusive rather than indifferent and elitist.
In an age of AI, where machines could spread π misinformation and disinformation, it’s of paramount importance that movements like “Pi Needs You!” reside in the mathematical consciousness of an oft-semi-innumerate lay public.
by Numerati January 5, 2025
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Needs to die

No. I don't. YOU WANT THAT... Because it make YOU look like a dimwit. You said I was that! And then you cried like a bitch because I WASN'T that.
Hym "And then I created AI literally. So, this is the difference between dimwit and not a dimwit. And, you know, if anyone needs to die it's probably NOT the creator of AI. Maybe it's someone who's, like, some kind of petty charlatan. Or children! Children should always die. 100% of the time. You know what I say: The only good kid is a dead kid, amaright?"
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
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you need that?

A polite way to ask for consensual, casual, sexual contact.
Hey! I’m in town later with some free time. You need that?
by Clot god June 22, 2025
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I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.
Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.
by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025
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I need that

This means when you want to fight someone, or beat someone up.
I need that exp 2:

"Don't play. I need that!"

I need that exp:

"Come here, I need that"
by SlangDefinitioner July 9, 2025
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Need

Well, due to the exception clause that might not be in the cards.
Hym "I've literally been in a black box for years telling you not to do what you're doing. I'm not culpable in any of this. How about whoever you've been listening to instead of me? I agree, by the way. Someone does need to be punished.
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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