schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

Kankle-Monster

See above ^

Rikki Stephens is the Kankle-Monster

by Petardi July 7, 2010

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

flappy monster

The outer lip region of a woman's vaginal area.

I was going down on my girlfriend and her flappy monster seemed to quiver.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

chillage monster

A being that chills too much.

We need to gather the village folk and chase this 'chillage monster away. Be for we are all doomed to the big chill.

by Budben1 April 13, 2011

Monster Bowl

A bowl on a pipe or bong, that is completely filled with ground up Marijuana.

Packing the maximum ammount of ground up Marijuana into one bowl.

Jeff was baked because he had a incredibly large monster bowl to himself.

by DryMaster December 17, 2010