pique monster

a person who always gets hurt over the smallest, most insignificant things. usually very vocal about how they feel in order to let everyone know who or what hurt them.

girl: hey
pique monster: what the fuck did you just call me?

by piquemonster July 10, 2017

A monster mash

A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.

I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!

by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019

Slink Monster

A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.

" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "

by Yogirunner July 29, 2016

freak monster

A person who gets really freaky. Especially at night.

“Jacob is a freak monster.”

by Princess_23 April 7, 2020

kush monster

When you like get high

I might invite Lauren around for a kush monster later

by BanterSlut June 7, 2016

Lean monster

The elixir golem from clash royale who often goes to CVS to pick up lean ingredients.

Lean monster " I LOVE LEAN"

by Big sussy black guy April 4, 2022

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017