i'm bout ta monkey

Southern word for "i'm burning up, it's so hott"
Hot in herrree

"Man I'm bout ta monkey it's so damn hott"
"Let me take off my jacket before i monkey."
"It's so hott in this club I'm bout ta monkey, damn!

by Reddgurl February 5, 2010

hot monkey sex

wild, unabashed sexual activity that leaves one or more of the participants howling like deranged monkeys.

After five hours of athletic and dextrous hot monkey sex, both Sarah and Gene were ready for a good night's sleep.

by Rickee April 23, 2003

stink on a monkey

Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".

Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."

Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"

by DezlPower July 13, 2003

Steel Monkey

(Noun) A man of epic proportions who, by possessing such traits of masculinity, strength, raw sexuality, intelligence, and charm, has been labeled by much of the feminine world as God Almighty’s gift of the ages. He, who with a single look, can either terrify the world’s most courageous man, or melt the heart of any beautiful woman.

I saw Steel Monkey kill that terrorist with one hand while simultaneously winning the hearts of 19 women. I heard that Chuck Norris is his bastard son.

by Steel Monkey July 21, 2008

wild-monkey sex

wild, crazy often loud sex. like can be seen when apes are mating. pretty much self-explanatory.

1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"

"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"

2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex

by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 11, 2006

Monkey Wrench

To sabotoge or disrupt.

George W. Bush's claim of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction threw a MONKEY WRENCH in Colin Powell's political aspirations.

by Mikail Bevale May 13, 2005

crotch monkey

A person who overhears others making plans and invites themselves along.

Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.

by Joe from Idaho April 15, 2006