miss simms crewe

Big booty lesbian chick with a shitty eye. Would fuck Mickey Mouse for free.

Damn miss simms crewe sure does love Disney.

by RyanTheBigBooty January 25, 2020

The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009

Hiya miss gurl

Saying hello to your girl friend/best friend

Or to greet them once you meet

Being king or having humour by saying hiya miss gurl

by Unknown29630 March 28, 2022

Miss smith fanclub

Miss smith fanclub is an assembling of extreme nerds who simp for an English teacher they find sexy

OMG tymek went to miss smith fanclub.... SIMP!!!

by Yammus domini October 25, 2020

trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid

Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”

by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021

Missed the presentation by Pele

Having a shit

Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?

Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!

by Quincy42 June 30, 2022

miss badboyhalo day

may 4th is miss badboyhalo day.

man i miss badboyhalo
well duh dipshit its the 4th of may
huh??
may 4th is miss badboyhalo day.😐

by lunaiscol May 4, 2021