mingling

The accidental merging of a weakling and a midget resulting in the formation a specimen similar in appearance to that of a 'munchkin man'. Often answers to such typical mingling names as 'Fairclough' or 'Boyfriend' and can reach speeds of up to 60-70mph, though provocation is required due to the natural hesitancy of this species.

Why, what a marvelous pair of pedal reachers that mingling is attached to.

by Bob April 19, 2005

mingegurgle

The sound you make after choking on vaginal fluids.

"Babe, give me a second, I just Mingegurgled."

by The Eight Paths October 31, 2013

minger

A person who is unattractive or who has features of their personality that are not liked.

mingin' can mean something that is not liked, such as a horrible tasting food.

"He didn't fancy her because she was such a minger."

by notaminger! September 14, 2005

Mingerling

Being at the pub when all the fit girls are gone and having to sift through all the Minger's that remain (because if you don't manage to pull one, you are destined for a Hand Shandy or aFizzing)

From Paul: "Sid, All the hotties are taken so I'm off Mingerling, want to join me?"

by Sid June 2, 2004

mingetease

female who engages in sexual teasing of other females. female equivalent of a cock-tease.

question: will you tie me to the bed?
answer: fuck off alex, you're such a mingetease

by sassafras and moonshine April 27, 2005

minge mice

That scratchy feeling one gets when one suspects one has crabs.

Mandy could feel the minge mice nibbling at her knickers

by jonjophilbin August 13, 2006

mingeteasinbastard

a woman who shows you her minge but wont let you do anything to it

hey bitch your such a mingeteasinbastard

by Dan King May 2, 2007