Beatus Meetus

An old phrase use to express the need of needing to masturbate which has now been replaced with the more common phrases like: Beat my meat , jack off and wank my dong

I'm sorry but I have the need to Beatus Meetus at the moment so I will return shortly

by Birubo March 31, 2021

HOA Meeting

A bunch of old white men doing what old white men do best: talking out their asses.

They’re generally talking about controlling other people’s lives, without considering how those people feel.

“There’s an HOA Meeting tonight”
“Oh barf”
“I know right”

by thesunisadeadlylaser July 27, 2021

Clown meeting

A clown meeting is a group of copycats. Or a group of hateful individuals and when they gather it’s a clown meeting, because the circus has finally showed up

Legend: *sees hateful people gathering*
Oh snap! It’s a clown meeting

Oh my! Not the clowns gathering, I guess it a a clown meeting

by Luffymeat September 23, 2021

Business Meeting

A lockdown gathering of Tories whereby no notes are taken, no actions given, and no laptops, iPads, or phones are present. Only wine and cheese.

It wasn't a party or a gathering, it was a business meeting with wine and cheese

by TiredOfTories December 20, 2021

Yeetus Meetus

when u don't know what to say
when ur bored
when ur confused

me: yeetus meetus

by alisoneatstomatoes December 20, 2021

Bunda Meeting

When true chads discuss the most important matters of life, eg, bunda.

Adam:It has been far too long
Brandon: It is time
Everyone: For the bunda meeting.

by Bunda meeting representative March 20, 2022

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.

I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022