McDonald's Raise

Receiving the least satisfying or bare minimum version of something you wanted, like asking for a raise at McDonald's and only getting ten cents.

Me: So did you get those clothes you wanted for Christmas?
Friend: Nope, I just got socks.
Me: Oh so your mom just gave you a McDonald's Raise?
Friend: Pretty much.

by PinkieInTheStinky January 17, 2022

Kronald McDonald

When you got the munchies for McDonalds

Clark: Yo man I'm so ripped.

Noland: Me too. I got the muchies, let's get some Kronald McDonald

by ntzdeno33 October 1, 2011

Parker Mcdonald

A straight white male who rides a ktm and is the rizzler

person1 did you see that guy person 2 yea he is such a Parker Mcdonald.

by BIGBOY696969 March 26, 2025

McDonald's relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

McDonald's Biggest Fan

known as mcdonaldsbiggestfan1 on tiktok, he is mcdonald's biggest fan in every way shape and form.

OMG i just met mcdonald's biggest fan!

by coochieman006 April 19, 2023

Brock McDonald

a midget ranga who may like men and is very stupid. a Brock McDonald is very annoying and a huge pedo that knws everything abut star wars

eww its a Brock McDonald... yuck

by brock be gay March 2, 2020

McDonalds and chill

its where you spend an extremely long period of time in a 24/7 McDonald restaurant just to use there free WiFi and charging ports whilst talking to actual different and random customers who went in to actually eat and then leave. usually done at night time

yo dude you wanna McDonalds and chill tonight

by therapistgod November 8, 2017