Freq Hop Master

1. A military term for a particular setting on a radio. The security for the radio relies on the radio(s) to be in sync with each other time-wise. This setting will allow the radio operator "suck" other radios that are freq hopping on the same frequency onto the right time. In a tank platoon, the Platoon Sergeant should be the freq hop master, but usually the Platoon Leader will think that if he is the freq hop master his radio reception will improve, but in reality, only chaos ensues.
2. Usually a title bestowed on someone that has had or is hoping to have, a great deal of success Freq Hopping. Often a self-appointed title.

1. Blue 4 (Platoon Sergeant): Blue 1, 2, and 3 this is blue 4, check to make sure you are NOT in freq hop master.
Blue 2: Roger. I'm good.
Blue 3: Roger 4. Just checked, we're good.
Blue 1: Blue 4 blue 1
Blue 4: Blue 1, blue 4.
Blue 1: Blue 4 blue 1
Blue 4: Blue 1, blue 4, radio check.
Blue 1: Blue 4 blue 1
Blue 4: blue 2, blue 4, run over to 1 and fix his shit.
Blue 2: Roger.

2. Tom Patton: Hey sarge how was your weekend?
Me: Awesome!
Tom: Do any freq hopping?
me: Hell yeah! You?
Tom: I'M THE FREQ HOP MASTER!!
me: Dude you are so lame.

by tankboy2k January 20, 2006

poop master

One who is the master of poop.

Tommy is a the master of all poop masters. He likes poop on a stick. Therfor he is the poop master.

by Johnny October 2, 2003

pledge master

The Pledge Master serves as the single most important component of fraternal pledgeship. All pledge programs incorporate an exclusive brother who leads each pledge class through their semester-long pledgeship, and eventually into the brotherhood.

The pledge master is the brother in charge of the pledging process and all hazing rituals. He is the person responsible for your life long nightmares.

by alleycat97 October 15, 2016

jag master

one who screws up at the worst possible time.

did you see jason kidd lose the ball off his foot??
yup. jag master.

by 2014_chiguy December 9, 2006

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

masterbating

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much

ne u cyber? i "masterbate"

by Wigga May 9, 2003

foreskin master

the foreskin master is the controller of the universe. no single being can compare to the foreskin master, he is like god, only better and higher in the ranking.

matt is the foreskin master, dont argue with him or he'll place you in his foreskin.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004