school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).

"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

School Lunch

The absolute most horrible thing that people could come up with, My school lunch came with spoiled milk and whatever the fuck was put in this cup next to it.

Administrator: Get to lunch you don ´ t want to miss School Lunch!
Student: Fuck you and your lunch.

by LLXAMERAXLL October 9, 2022

the business lunch

the action of recieving oral pleasure while talking on your cell phone or recieving phone calls during such action

After everyone left I got the business lunch

by B-Dubs managers November 3, 2006

throwing one's lunch

Getting so angry you throw your lunch at someone. Occurs when flipping the fuck out or flip shit for no reason at all.

What happen Chris was throwing one's lunch after i asked where his folder was.

by J&JJJJ October 30, 2008

Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.

Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo

by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009

food-a-lanche

Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.

I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.

by hipsterbeyotch March 4, 2012

California Bag Lunch

Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.

Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.

by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019