hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

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nik a knock

Where you knock on somebody’s door and than run away before they open it

We just nik a knocked someone’s house and almost got caught.

by Ionreallyknow May 18, 2020

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hot-knocked

To be hit accidentally in the face suddenly and at close proximity so hard that your face gets hot.

I let my two year old son sit in my lap even though he's hot-knocked my nose and broken it three times.

I enjoyed cuddling with my dog until the pizza guy came and he hot-knocked my cheek.

by RachelwithoneA February 27, 2014

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Knock knock

A term used to make a joke that starts out as someone knocking on the door.

Dingbat: Knock knock.
Scallywag: Who’s there?
Dingbat: Mike.
Scallywag: Mike who?
Dingbat: Oxmaul.
Scallywag: I don’t get it. Mike Oxmaul?
Dingbat: I didn’t know that. HA HA!

by Likewater August 15, 2021

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why you knocking

Knocking can be used as a very versatile word. It could mean joking, failing, messing around, fucking, etc. Meaning is up to context of the conversation.

“you look like an idiot, why you knocking?”
“bitch, are you knocking that guy?”
“girl you have to be knocking right now”

by theerector October 19, 2022

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