kieth

how dumbasses spell the word keith

kid: hey kieth.
me: what a dumbass you are

by EZZ07 November 8, 2018

Flying kites

Slang for telling jokes or doing a comedy act.

I'll be performing at the Comedy Studio this Friday night and I'll be flying kites at 9 PM.

by Bobby Bou April 18, 2011

kitten

The perfect rifle range target.

"why do kittens make such good targets?"

"because they are free"

by bob May 13, 2005

Kitten hawk

Who the fuck knows, mabe it means children. Some Fuck From CB came up with it.

Oooooohhh look at the little Kitten hawk's.

by Valo September 24, 2004

kitten noses

nipples belonging to women with half-pint breasts that resemble the cute noses of kittens

Look at my nipples, they look like kitten noses

by booze hound 69 November 30, 2007

kitten jerk

Like a male circle jerk but involving online female erotica writing communities that exist on Live Journal. The bizarre behavior that all girl yaoi writers will sometime do where in the middle of writing online erotica the girls all post pictures of their cats and ooh and aww over them. There is no true Male metaphor for this.

My girl has been writing smut with some other girls on LJ, but when I peeked on her machine to see what it was about, all I got was some lame kitten jerk.

by darekb January 20, 2008

Slimy Kitten Whisker

A pussy covered in jizz.

Stew said,"I tried to pull out near the end, but I didn't do it fast enough and i gave her slimy kitten whiskers"

by Phillip "Jizzard" Smith February 19, 2011