The Jungle is a dangerous place to visit during sex...and must be shaven down every week. The Jungle is created when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a year and half. It is so overgrown that the crabs and lice have to use a machetes to get the bush and explore it like a jungle.
"Before you have sex man...please tell your girl to shave...you want to avoid The Jungle"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
by Tornado dude September 7, 2021
Get the The Jungle mug.A style of football where there is not one correct set of rules.
While official football, or soccer, is played on a flat rectangular grass-filled or artificial turf pitch it can be played anywhere such as back alleys, vacant lots, and green spaces.
The environment or natural surroundings of the field is the origin of the word.
As a type of street game, players create their own rules to suit their needs and field conditions.
While official football, or soccer, is played on a flat rectangular grass-filled or artificial turf pitch it can be played anywhere such as back alleys, vacant lots, and green spaces.
The environment or natural surroundings of the field is the origin of the word.
As a type of street game, players create their own rules to suit their needs and field conditions.
by World Map January 20, 2021
Get the Jungle Ball mug.The Bloody Jungle is the act of eating a someone's unshaven womanhood while they are on their period.
It may also apply to any case where a woman's period blood has made a fair amount of contact with their pubes.
It may also apply to any case where a woman's period blood has made a fair amount of contact with their pubes.
"Oooh man, look at that. She's got a bloody jungle."
"If you've got balls mate you'll give her the bloody jungle."
"If you've got balls mate you'll give her the bloody jungle."
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