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Jessica

A complete boss! She rules all with her sense of humor. Her text game is on point and will kick anybody ass who steps up to one of her friends. Joe and David can suck it.
Jessica schooled joe and David.

Who?

those guys with the small weiners!
by Propersyk March 7, 2021
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Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends
"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024
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jessica adlemen

a mean ass step momand a peace of shitshe thinks she owns the world smart ass
jessica adlemen your a bitch you dont own the world
by whyhasgodabandondus May 11, 2019
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Jessica

Jessica’s tic-tac-toe game at IHOP was extraordinarily unfathomable 🤓
by Axel Thorn January 17, 2025
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Jessica

The sweetest girl in the world and everything a guy needs in a girl. She’s smart, caring and beautiful. Any guy who lands a Jessica can count himself among the luckiest men in the world.
Person 1: Damn, all these girls are the same.
Person 2: Just wait you’ll find yourself a JESSICA and everything will be perfect.
by Star Wars fan 66 March 13, 2021
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Jessica

The dead name of a (bigender) lesbian that everyone simps for, for no reason. a.k.a. me
Person1: Who is that girl and why is everybody simping for her?
Person2: That's somebody who used be named Jessica and is now a lesbian who doesn't know why everybody is simping for her.
by thatweebchild March 26, 2021
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