Jade

Jade is a girl with a fat juicy ass! With of course a heart of gold. When you see Jade walking down the street watch out! Her sexy ass might cause a accident!

Did you see that sexy girl over there?

Yeah that’s jade! She’s got a fat ass!

by thequeenbbbb November 24, 2021

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura

Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

Jade rights

Something non existing.

Jade: *does something inappropriate*
Everyone who sees it: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

jade camacho

she is a loyal human. she always cares about others. she can be a bitch but she is good at doing it.

wow did u see that jade camacho got in a fight ?!
yeahhh !!

by TIKTOKCHARLI7283 April 24, 2020

Jaded

Pronunciation: “jay-dead”
Synonym for words such as:

Faded, zooted, stoned, elevated, baked, enlightened, etc.

1: Bro on a scale to 10, how high are you?
2: “Jaded”

by Experiment1014 March 21, 2024

Jade

The most dramatic girl you will ever meet. She definitely goes to a theatre or drama club. Everyone knows her just by the sort of good or bad things she has done. She loves to be the centre of attention and doesnt even care if its for a good thing or a bad thing. I have met a jade and shes a total bitch and drama queen. She thinks she knows everything when she really doesnt. Although she is smart in maths.

Person 1: Brooo that girl just is so annoying- she probably goes to a drama camp in the summer.. Shes a jade isnt she..
Person 2: Yeah thats definitely a jade. Hold up- THAT IS JADE LOLLLLL

by hola_ninos_lizaerd October 7, 2021

Jade

Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room

1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*

by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021