Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 27, 2009

cookie pounder

When you're fucking your cousin and she takes a shit inside of a cookie mix. Then you jump on the bowl of mix butt first while you're nutting.

Oh man Christy I really enjoyed that cookie pounder.

by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017

Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it

Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!

by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010

cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.

"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"

by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013

Cookie Sniff

The action in witch an individual swipes his (or her) right hand across his genitals, sniffs his hand and proceeds to say “Oh yeeah pretty good”

OMG, timmy totally hit a cookie sniff in front of my parents today!

by CookieSniffTimmy January 20, 2022

Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.

After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.

by nutsong December 22, 2013

fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.

Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.

by PurplePotatoe March 6, 2016