The study of the internet.
by sovereignself June 10, 2009
Get the internetics mug.The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
by acontributer September 9, 2009
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any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.
by Jenn&Michelle2 November 8, 2009
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Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.
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Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.
You should try reading books to learn things instead of trying to Google everything; Google is an Internet pathogen and can lead to Google Amnesia.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
Get the Internet Pathogen mug.1. The conversations you hold with yourself inside your mind.
2. The internal monologue we all run through in our thoughts.
3. Talking with yourself in your mind
4. Not to be confused with hearing voices...or maybe it is.
2. The internal monologue we all run through in our thoughts.
3. Talking with yourself in your mind
4. Not to be confused with hearing voices...or maybe it is.
1. Hey, you internaloguing again. I see your lips moving but nothing's coming out.
2. Don't mind her, she always makes hand gestures when she's got her internalogue going.
3. Excuse me, your loud music is interrupting my internalogue.
2. Don't mind her, she always makes hand gestures when she's got her internalogue going.
3. Excuse me, your loud music is interrupting my internalogue.
by Sher LeScott June 12, 2010
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Matt: No he's got interflu. I don't think he'll be here for much longer.
Matt: No he's got interflu. I don't think he'll be here for much longer.
by letmesignin March 12, 2011
Get the interflu mug.Specific tasks that one completes through use of the internet.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Ex 1: John: "What are you up to today? Would you like to grab some lunch with me?"
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
by dmj2011 June 27, 2011
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