bed bug broad

a woman who's entire existence is fucked up,disorganized,dirty,lacking any common sense,no knowledge of fashion, nervous & totally manic.
That Diane is a fucking bed bug broad.
by The Flying Sicilian March 23, 2010
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Left 4 Bed

A scary freaking video based on Left 4 Dead. It uses sound bites from the game to make it sound like Bill and Louis are having rough sex.
"Hey, I showed my girl Left 4 Bed, and she got the urge."
"how'd it go?"
"Well, like the vid :)"
"gross"
by Jykcor January 31, 2009
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leg out of bed

Slang for when someone blows up there motor (car) by having a piston break through the engine block
Did you here about John's motor? It put a leg out of bed big time.
by Sketchey December 14, 2007
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bed me now

an expression of great attraction. Literally meaning "I want you to do me right now."
John: "Hey."
Adrianna: "Oh, bed me now."
by Beebs M October 29, 2010
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bed bath and beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.
The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there
by DizzyLizzy April 01, 2007
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i'm going to bed

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep
Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram
by itsjustcarmen July 07, 2014
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i'm off to bed

It's used when you want to say it's your bedtime, that you are going to sleep now.
WOW! It's half past three! I gotta work tomorrow. I'm off to bed now, you guys!
by We are Speakers July 02, 2017
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