When a girl walks in on her boyfriend teaching an 11 year old how to sodomize a wild beaver, and stops him to show him the correct way to do it.
wailing,loud animal noises(sound heard from behind bedroom door)
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"
by PON22 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. It is the twisted sexual act performed in the US which requires stretching a woman's anus with a set of moose antlers. The further she can take it up her butt the more 'Canadian' she is. Then maple syrup is poured into her ass until she is full. She then pushes it out into a large cup or goblet (preferably the Stanley Cup) and then both partners drink the maple syrup together and use it as smelly body lube.
by Ry Guy N. February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. You have to be manly to take this class. I got A's each trimester in that class, u jelly? <trollface>
Covers European history (duh) from 1450 (approximate date of invention of the printing press by Johannes Gutenberg) to the present day. While it is true that it is hard, use your document analysis skills you picked up in the class for DBQs and realize that the definitions on UD are kind of biased. This is an excellent class that make you supes smart.
The AP exam begins with a multiple choice section consisting of 80 questions; now if you get one wrong, you DO NOT get penalized (yeah!). This is hard, but it gets even harder. The writing section consists of a DBQ (document based question) and two FRQs (free response question). Your writing hand will probably throb after this test.
Covers European history (duh) from 1450 (approximate date of invention of the printing press by Johannes Gutenberg) to the present day. While it is true that it is hard, use your document analysis skills you picked up in the class for DBQs and realize that the definitions on UD are kind of biased. This is an excellent class that make you supes smart.
The AP exam begins with a multiple choice section consisting of 80 questions; now if you get one wrong, you DO NOT get penalized (yeah!). This is hard, but it gets even harder. The writing section consists of a DBQ (document based question) and two FRQs (free response question). Your writing hand will probably throb after this test.
Jimmy took AP European History and learned about socialism; he decided that everyone should share this knowledge. But in application that doesn't really work, now does it? ;)
by AidanVonBismarck November 22, 2011
Get the AP European Historymug. A great class, depending on your teacher. It's not that hard as long as you pay attention and think critically. I'm about to take my test on Friday and I am scared. BUT if you don't study... you will get an F and wonder why, and no one in the class will have sympathy for you because they're all either upperclassmen or geniuses.
The Mormons and Asians in my AP European History made fun of me when I told them that I failed the test last week.
by Garth Funker May 6, 2010
Get the AP European Historymug. A 15-essay second semester final.
by Alex April 23, 2005
Get the AP US Historymug. gay class with a shit load of reading
time to go to sleep
long nights of no sleep
class that you will fail and make you fail all of your other classes
time to go to sleep
long nights of no sleep
class that you will fail and make you fail all of your other classes
shit theres a test tomorrow?
yeah! i heard its 100 fill in the blank questions
i have ap european history
yeah! i heard its 100 fill in the blank questions
i have ap european history
by 0range hat June 30, 2010
Get the ap european historymug. When you remember God’s repeated Goodness and Favor in your life—be it in delivering you from a difficult situation, healing you of a sickness or disease, or delivering you from your enemies—this is fuel for your faith that He will do it again.
The red seas He parted for you, or those times when He closed the jaws of the lions in the den, you know this is a history of God’s Love for you—when you see that His faithfulness to protect you and your family never ceases.
by MathPlus October 3, 2018
Get the A History of God’s Lovemug.