ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.

"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."

by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021

ham smoke

Getting MF head...

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

by Bump bump June 2, 2017

Ham Hut

When one burns there asshole and it blossoms into a ham flower and looks like a Chinese hut given the name Ham Hut.

1. That bitch got a "Ham Hut"
2. Is the a ballon or a ham hut

by Hamhuts December 20, 2020

shake that ham

V: To jiggle one's buttocks, typically used as a pick-up line

Ex: Hey baby, mind if I shake that ham?

by Colonel Muffdog February 12, 2015

toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023

Slam Ham

Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.

One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.

by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023

Ms Ham

Rachel Huffman, but we all know her as Ms. Ham. Known throughout as the greatest teacher to ever teach at Langston Charter Middle. She might have taught English, but more importantly she taught us life lessons, skills, and girl advise to a class of 8th grade boys that desperately needed it. Might be a bit of a grammar natzi at times but it’s kinda her job to. In a school of all of bland teachers and not so fun times (*COUGH*HORRIBLE) she might have been the one redeeming thing about that place and be the class we waited for all day to come. She might have her rough days but you really can’t blame her considering who she has to put up with all day everyday. She showed us that teachers really can care about their students and have fun teaching, a quality not many teachers do have. Retiring in 2019 she will leave a legacy as the greatest teacher to every teach in LCMS

Ex: Ms Ham is the best teacher

by Former lcms student June 26, 2019