hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

a toe full with warts, all yellow toenails and long long black hairstrands sticking up. Ugly, makes you almost thro up and cry

*'**** looks worst than hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

by astridthesannasupporter May 5, 2021

juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits

juicy hairy hairy tits that contain milk and go badoinkadonk

have you seen that guy who goes OO EE OO AA AA?

yes, I heard he has juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits

by levi isn't real January 2, 2023

go suck a hairy one

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.

Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.

by 9Daggers July 26, 2023

hairy pillow

when a couple just had sex and the girl starts to pass out and she is so comfy but then she feels hair and realzes that she was sleeping on her boyfriends hairy ass = the hairy pillow

last night i had the best sex ever but then i fell asleep on a hiary pillow...

by Rach and J. Sciacca February 13, 2005

Hairy Donkey Pie

A Sexual move in which the female component does not shave her anal regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. Anal intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her rectum and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her anal gap, then slapping her on the ass, causing her to say 'hee-haw' and kick like a mule.

Dude me and my girlfriend had our first hairy donkey pie last night...it was great.

by Iliad March 22, 2008

big hairy vagizzle

A big hairy part of a woman's genitalia.

Sexy Girl: Heya big boy
Guy: Whoaa, let me have some of that big hairy vagizzle

by Seanoplanklichvampwood August 30, 2005

hairyscary

This occurs when body hair is not tended to. For example, females may go without shaving, legs, or armpits and males may go go without waxing their backs or chests for an extended period of time.

Charlie took off his shirt to reveal a hairyscary back.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009