Guitarthritis

The painful cramping sensation one gets in his or her fingers from playing Guitar Hero for multiple hours.

Although it took me many times, I finally beat Through The Fire and Flames, but there is no doubt I will be suffering from severe Guitarthritis.

by Awesomeman69 November 21, 2007

Guyitis

When someone tries to hard to be a guy when it should come naturally.

Symptoms include overenthusiasm over bacon, bragging about the time you fucked a fat chick, kitchen/sammich comments, starting off statements with "your not a real guy until...."

Guy: Bacon! Bacon! Gotta have me some bacon!

Girl: Was there some bacon famine recently? Why are guys jumping all over this all at once now? You have Guyitis so bad you probably jerk off to Entourage.

by havalina June 30, 2011

[Guitar Kid]

The kid you always see walking around with his guitar. Ripping away on his down time while others walk by in awe.

Other names are "Kid with the guitar", "Prodigy", "Zakk"

"Hey, Guitar Kid" "He's prodigy!" "Actually, his name is Zakk"

by ZakkD March 14, 2009

Guitongue

The recital of guitar solos using naught but sounds made by the tongue

didly do didly do do (high pitched) - That was some wicked-arse guitongue solo!!!

by motorhead87 February 10, 2009

guitarded

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about

Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.

by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011

gayity

gayity is used to describe different levels of gayness

you see that male rapper kiss that other rapper on the lips? that was a level 10 act of gayity. the highest level of gayness

by spitts mcman October 7, 2011

Guitar fluffer

An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.

As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.

Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.

by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014