fudge won't budge

A synonym for constipation.

I'm afraid I can't come in to work today, my fudge won't budge.

by Capncawkslap December 11, 2019

Facial Fudge Packing

The act of shitting in someones mouth and the proceeding to have oral sex

Stacy got tapeworm from her facial fudge packing yesterday

by Fagitarius April 23, 2019

Fudge munching boomer

An older person who is mean ,selfish , uncultured and rude.

Dave : Your dad's such a fudge munching boomer , Why did he have to visit?

by Fudge munching boomer January 2, 2020

PlayDoh Fudge Ring

The term PlayDoh Fudge Ring can be used as a noun to describe the act of cumming on a girls asshole then taking a dildo and shoving it in the rectum using the cum as lubricant once the the dildo is covered with shit and cum you will have made yourself, a Playdoh Fudge Ring! Congratulations.

Dude Check out this PlayDoh Fudge Ring!

...The shit is like caked on there how old is that!

......................I haven't been layed in two years :(

by Zaney Swizzle April 15, 2010

Alabama fudge cicle

When you take two fingers and stick them in yours or someone’s butt

Their goes Ron agains giving Lucy the old Alabama fudge cicle

by Foxx1125 September 22, 2018

Fudge deluxe supreme

When you inhale and lick the dry feces out of an (preferably old) Russian man 's cankles or ballsack and then French kiss him at his funeral.

e.g: "Dude, I just had the BEST Fudge Deluxe Supreme from Colonel Sanders!"

by Testincles March 28, 2019

park my fudge

Take a shit

I simply must get to a toilet and park my fudge, I AM FUCKING SIGNING MY GUSSET

by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016